Sunday, November 17, 2013

Review: Night Owl by M. Pierce


Title: Night Owl 
Author: M. Pierce
Release Date: September 6th

Love is unstoppable...

At twenty-eight, Matt Sky has the perfect life. He has a beautiful girlfriend, a massive inheritance, and four national bestsellers -- all penned under his airtight alias, M. Pierce.

At twenty-seven, Hannah Catalano has a train wreck. Her boyfriend is a deadbeat and her job is abysmal.

Matt and Hannah meet online as writing partners. Their relationship is safe, anonymous, and innocent...

Until Matt sees a picture of Hannah.

Hannah's picture sparks an attraction Matt is powerless to ignore. When circumstance brings Matt and Hannah together, the strangers begin a love story that's passionate, poignant, unforgettable, and unstoppable.






My rating: 1 of 5 stars



DNF-ed at 45%

I know there is supposed to be no rating, but I couldn't stop myslef



I don't know how it even happened that I finally gave in and started reading it. All this excitment and swooning totally clouded my judgement. I knew I'd be having hard time with Night Owl and yet I was stupid enough to actually 'read' this *facepalm*. I think my brain had an accident and turned off for awhile. There is so no other explanation, why I would torture myself. I wish I could forgot picking it up. I know, I know... If the wishes were horses, begars would ride... and so on.



Contains spoilers


What didn't work out for me?

1. CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS ARE NOT DROOL WORTHY HEROES. THEY ARE NOT!!!!!! *takes a deep breath *

I can't believe Matt started cheating on his girlfriend of two years, because he found a chick on the internet that made his dick hard. What a fucking asshole!


2. THERE IS LITERALLY NO PLOT. JUST SEX.

They meet on the internet, write, jerk off together, have phone sex and start having 'real' sex.
There is no feelings - no love, no caring, nothing. Only lust, FOR A FREAKING PERSON THEY DIDN'T MEET!!!!!!!!! They have sex, and more sex... you get the jazz, mind you I've read only 45%.


3. SEX.

Well having sex without kissing someone before is... totall turn-off. Kisses are, in my opinion sexier and more important than the 'insert penis into vagina' thing.


"Despite last night and the best sex of my life, Hannah and I hadn't truly kissed yet."



Still, I tried. I really did. But even Matt's dirty talking (and I'm a slut for some smutty talk) wasn't enough to make me read longer. After the scene in the strip club I was done. Shoul've done it earlier, though. I don't even want to know how it ended, but if I had to guess, it probably went like this (view spoiler).

The best thing? Laurence the bunny. I have a rabbit (a pet, get your mind of the gutter!) myself and love, loove him.




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